Analytics for you. Whatever that means.

Analfy is an advanced analytics platform designed to analyze whatever you have.

Documents. Images. Thoughts. Shopping lists. Unfinished ideas. Questionable decisions. Things you found on your desktop and don’t remember downloading.

If you have it, we can Analfy it.

How it works

Our proprietary analytical process takes whatever you provide, processes it through an undisclosed number of highly advanced steps, and produces a result.

The process is fast, sophisticated and extremely difficult to explain.

Mostly because it doesn’t exist.

Analfy does not actually analyze your content.

No artificial intelligence is involved. No machine learning models are consulted. No team of highly qualified data scientists is waiting behind the website.

You submit something. Things happen on your screen. You get Analfy’d.

That’s it.

Your data

Analfy is built for shits and giggles, not data collection.

Files and text submitted through the Analfy tool are processed locally in your browser and are not uploaded to our server, stored, analyzed, sold, studied, judged or shown to a guy named Steve.*

Please don’t submit sensitive, confidential or otherwise important information anyway. This is a website that claims it can Analfy literally anything.

Use appropriate judgment.

Our numbers

You may have noticed some impressive statistics on this website.

We have too.

They should not be considered reliable, independently verified, scientifically meaningful or particularly useful.

Any resemblance to actual business metrics is purely convenient.

Our mission

We believe analytics has become unnecessarily complicated.

Dashboards. Metrics. Models. Insights. KPIs. Predictive analytics. Prescriptive analytics. Real-time analytics.

Analfy takes a different approach.

Give us anything. Get something. Move on with your life.

Why?

For shits and giggles.

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* We do not currently employ anyone named Steve.